Woman hides drugs in her monster turd after being arrested

[ReedeFox]

If you just so happen to be carrying drugs on you when you get arrested, you better make sure you turf that stash somewhere before the coppers find it. Granted, it's not always easy, especially if they have their beady eyes on you. One woman thought she'd chance it anyway after she was arrested for stealing from her local supermarket.
 
Shannen Martin from Texas was arrested for stealing and was put in the back of a police car whilst the officers investigated. She knew she had a crack pipe on her as well as 2.3 grams of crack cocaine on her so she devised a plan to get ride of the drugs. While the cops were occupied, Shannen whipped down her trousers and took a shit in the back of the police car. She then sets about hiding the drugs in her turd; that's crack, a crack pipe and weirdly, a birthday card she just nicked from the supermarket. I'm wondering how fucking big this shit was to be able to conceal all those items?!


 
Her plan was foiled when coppers sifted through the shit and found all the items. She was charged with not only theft, but drug possession too. Those cops must've been right jobsworths to happily dig through human waste just to add an extra charge to her file. You couldn't pay me enough for that!