WOMAN BANNED FROM BRADFORD BUSES FOR FARTING IN DRIVERS FACE

[ReedeFox]

A woman has received a lifetime ban from a Bradford bus company after repeatedly farting in their vehicles. On one occasion a driver was physically sick. Fuck me! It must've been a right eggy one!



Bradford Magistrates Court heard how Yolande Pogba from Bradford reveled in what she was doing and on most occasions would bend over to create the maximum impact.

On 18th June 2016, Yolande boarded a packed bus at Bradford Interchange and crouched next to an elderly man. As the bus set off, she let off a gigantic fart. She was clearly impressed with her actions because she shouted "Some bastard has squashed a Frog".



The bus company has recorded  a whopping148 separate incidents involving Yolande and her stinky ass. On the 22nd June, she boarded a bus in Holmewood and forced her way into the drivers cab, repeatedly farting, cupping her hands and rubbing the smell into the drivers face until he was sick. My brother used to call this 'buttercupping' and would sometimes wake me up like this. Cheers Bro!



Yolande's olicitor Rick Head, asked for the court to be sympathetic and said "My client is addicted to Jamaican Rum and kidney beans and unfortunately this brings out the worst in her personality and makes her bottom talk".
The court fined Yolande £375 and ordered her to pay £20 compensation to the bus driver. £20??? I'd need a bit more compensation than that if someone farted in my face!

[gymaddict69]

Oh, leave the woman alone. Gotta say, from someone who doesnt think twice about pushing the envelope with farts at work, this is pretty hilarious. Granted she shoulnt have entered the drivers cab (hopefully the bus wasnt in motion at the time..gulp) asides from that the fellow bus travellers need to chill out. Some bastard squashed a frog..dont you just love it when you learn new sayings or phrases..im gonna remember that one haha.