Being the dozy forgetful cow I am, I’m often losing things and finding them again a day later in a really peculiar place. I found my bank card in the dishwasher once. However, I can safely say I’ve never found a wad of money or a load of meth jammed up my chuff like the bird in this story!
Ashley Beth Rolland from Louisiana was arrested for stealing $5000 from her ex-boyfriend’s bedside table whilst he was in the shower and when police went to do a full body search, they discovered $6000 and a bag of meth stuffed up her minge. After they pulled the cash and drugs out, Ashley admitted to stealing $5000 but had no idea how the other $1000 or the the meth got there.
Maybe she was so whacked out she forgot she was using her pussy as a purse. Ashley hasn’t said much else about it all since her arrest and is now being held in custody on an $8000 bond. Maybe she should reach inside her asshole, there might be $8k hiding in there!