• Options
• Login
• Desktop Style
• Recent Posts
• Most Popular

Wittyslug.

• Wittyslug.

• Wittyslug.

  Hilary Briss > 24/10/2013, 23:32

  For the love of the Empire, will some kind soul please releave that tiresome scouse chutney ferret of his much abused copy of Photoshop.
  
  I am quite sure, that if Mr Adobe had known the depths of the banal that would be trawled by the Arch Duke of Greater Merseyside in his quest for a witty retort, then he surely would have KILLED THAT PIECE OF SHIT WITH FIRE, rather than releasing it to the general public only to be pirated in scouseland, with the clearly unforseen circumstance of a copy to land at the moat of Chez Pittabread.
  
  It really is one of those terrible world changing events whose origins lie in the great events of history. Goring failed to subdue the RAF, Hitler cancelled Sea Lion launching Barbarosa instead, Germany is defeated and Blighty is saved.
  
  All well and good I here you say, but had Adolf had the good sense to finish us off with a land invasion things would have been very different. America would not have entered the war, Germany would have settled for domination of Europe, Turings genius would have created the first modern computer for the Fatherland, the Jet engine might not have been developed by Boeing, and this Sceptered Isle would be a very different place.
  
  Now clearly this is not a very pretty picture, but it does have it's positives.
  
  a) Fabulous lager.
  b) Shittywig would not have access to Photoshop.
  
  Here endeth the lesson.

• RE: Wittyslug.

  Clitterbug > 25/10/2013, 00:22

  

• RE: Wittyslug.

  Hilary Briss > 25/10/2013, 09:35

  quod erat fucking demonstrandum
  
  His scouseness responds with another cunting chop. What a witless ill bred turnip.
  
  
  Your days are numbered NittyFag, for you Sir will indeed be the first against the proverbial revolutionary wall.
  
  When I think of you this is what I see.......
  
  
  

• RE: Wittyslug.

  StrumSolo > 25/10/2013, 10:15

  (24/10/2013, 23:32)Hilary Briss Wrote: a) Fabulous lager.
  b) Shittywig would not have access to Photoshop.

  
  c) Chaps in the 70s get to drive this:
  
  
  Rather than this:
  

• RE: Wittyslug.

  Hilary Briss > 25/10/2013, 11:31

  (25/10/2013, 10:15)ScottyRampant Wrote:

  (24/10/2013, 23:32)Hilary Briss Wrote: a) Fabulous lager.
  b) Shittywig would not have access to Photoshop.

  
  c) Chaps in the 70s get to drive this:
  
  
  Rather than this:
  

  
  
  Remarkable chaps The Hun. Driverless cars in the early 70's.

• RE: Wittyslug.

  StrumSolo > 25/10/2013, 11:39

  It's left hand drive!
  
  And I think I can just about make out what looks like some kind of swamp monster in the driver's seat.
  
  Though if I'm wrong, well done Fritz. Top, top engineering.

• RE: Wittyslug.

  Hilary Briss > 25/10/2013, 11:58

  (25/10/2013, 11:39)ScottyRampant Wrote: It's left hand drive!
  
  And I think I can just about make out what looks like some kind of swamp monster in the driver's seat.
  
  Though if I'm wrong, well done Fritz. Top, top engineering.

  
  A no-tail driving a car. Not even the Bosche would contemplate such a thing.

• RE: Wittyslug.

  Clitterbug > 25/10/2013, 13:06

  
  Fantabulosa little Miss Briss, as camp as christmas!
  Give us a kiss
  Sugar lips

• RE: Wittyslug.

  Hilary Briss > 25/10/2013, 13:18

  (25/10/2013, 13:06)clitterbug Wrote:
  Fantabulosa little Miss Briss, as camp as christmas!
  Give us a kiss
  Sugar lips

  
  Not sure what you are suggesting here Twattynob, something about a desire to be rogered with a pork based phallic shaped kraut snack ?
  
  
  
• Next Oldest Next Newest