Wheres Rover?

Wheres Rover?
Wheres Rover?

Clitterbug > 31/03/2014, 13:47

Wheres the Welsh Rover, 4 days now, 4 fucking days without a Birthday Girl! hope hes not been camping on the Beacons and been savaged by an angry sheep looking to avenge her daughter losing her virginity! :( Bbhhaaaaaa! :P
RE: Wheres Rover?

Clitterbug > 02/04/2014, 12:47

Still no sign, getting worried now, hope hes alright, maybe hes just gone to market for a new Blodwyn!
RE: Wheres Rover?

lorensimon > 02/04/2014, 21:24

yes m8 where is Russy and what is he doing , now i'm worried too
but Sir , have any news about potato ?
RE: Wheres Rover?

Clitterbug > 03/04/2014, 00:48
RE: Wheres Rover?

Clitterbug > 10/04/2014, 15:15

Two weeks hes been gone, but after much research i found he is on a mission to Mars, going to set up the first offworld sheep farm!

Seriously though, where are you you git! i need you to fend off Briss hes been getting a bit amourous :s
RE: Wheres Rover?

StrumSolo > 10/04/2014, 15:26

It's concerning.

Has anyone given this a go yet?
RE: Wheres Rover?

Clitterbug > 17/04/2014, 13:23

After researching the matter ive found the average man can go without air for 3-4 mins, without water for 3-7 days, without food 20-40 days depending on the man and his fitness levels, but, and heres the REAL IMPORTANT QUESTION how long can he go without one of Russy's Birthday Girls????? we are up to 21 days today and this forum is poorer for the lack of them, where the fuck is he????? and how much longer will i last without a Birthday Babe????? :(
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