RE: Where's Clitterbug?
Clitterbug > 06/10/2013, 23:30
Thanks for your concern but at the same time HOW DARE YOU FUCKN HEATHENS! you quoted my name in the same sentence as the Briss! dont you know this fair isle of ours has laws against such things, have you never heared the term Libel? I and mrs Bug have been on a second honeymoon {this time without the kids} a belated 30th aniversary gig! we went to the Isle of Man for a week of peace n love, but can it just be us two alone for a week? it could only have one of two outcomes, we either return renewed and in love, or me in hand cuffs! she in a box!
Have you ever been to the IOM? { never land} sure its a nice place but theres not much to see or do, once youve been round the usuals theres nothing else but eat drink n be merry, we had several good meals out n plenty of Guinness was supped {on my part mrs Bug was driving} I managed 4 yes read em 4! FOUR FUCKS! in one week, thats at LEAST 3 more than i can comfortably manage, including 1 morning glory, Iron Man! Can i just ad here the morning glory was witnessed by a very distressed dog! our Mollie has never seen her mum n dad in the throws of extacy, she jumped up on the bed crying and wagging her tail at the same time, i thought it was hilarious Mrs Bug didnt!
Briss, i dont know for sure where hes been, but i did see a headline on the front of the Daily Homo he was buying a COTTAGE with George Michael!!!
Anyway im back, so look out, im out to get yizzzz!!!!