WHEN THREESOMES GO HORRIBLY WRONG

[ReedeFox]

Most guys would give their left nut to have a threesome, and all is cool if it's with a couple of fuck buddies or a girl you and your mate pick up in a bar. But what if you want to bring someone else in to your marriage or long term relationship?! Shit can get awkward real quick and what originally started out as 'just a bit of fun' could quickly turn into a clusterfuck of jealously, insecurity and inadequacy. It could even lead to the break down of the relationship if you're not careful.

I came across a thread on Reddit where people shared their good and bad threesome experiences and some of the stories are just horrendous. One dude basically just sat there and watched his wife get banged out by some other dude. No thanks.

It was myself, my spouse, and a woman who has never been with another woman before. He was having sex with her from behind while she went down on me. He thrusted very hard and she accidentally CHOMPED down on my clit.

My wife and I had been married for twenty three years when she said she wanted to try a mmf threesome. She met a guy online who was older than her and after getting to know him we all agreed to do it. The first two times we all had fun, but the third time I felt like the third wheel. Then she tells me she's developed feelings for him and wants to stay the night with him sometime. She swore she still loves me and that this was just something that she wants. I felt like I had been punched in the gut. I told her I wanted her to be happy, I just thought it would be with me. Now I cant sleep, cant concentrate at work and she still wants me to be friends with this guy. She just says they fit well together. I think my marriage is dead!!

My boyfriend has always wanted a threesome (specifically with two girls). I have not. Even thinking about it makes me nauseous and uncomfortable. I've always joked about it over the years, and I guess he took it seriously because he said I "led him on" for two years because he was under the impression he was going to get it eventually.

Anyway... I relented and said okay, fine. We'll try it. We found a girl, got drinks and went to a hotel room. Throughout the entire thing, I'm not exaggerating when I say I hated every second of it. I hated touching another girl, I hated her touching me, I hated seeing him fuck her, seeing him kiss her, I hated every single moment of it. But I did a very good job faking my enjoyment and involvement, just for him. I thought, it's okay, this makes him happy. It'll be okay.
After it was said and done with, I did not want to speak or see the girl again. He was incredibly happy, practically walking on clouds, while internally I was struggling with what I had done. I kept trying to convince myself it was okay as long as he liked it and it made him happy, it was worth it.
And then he started bringing up when we were going to do it again..I was vainly hoping it would be a one time thing. He wanted two weeks and I vehemently told him no, a month minimum, and with an escort, no more girls we knew. He seemed disgruntled with it. It was a tearful night for me because I told him my feelings, how I didn't enjoy it, how it made me uncomfortable, and if it came to a point where it hurt me too much, I would probably end up walking away. He got upset over me even bringing up the thought of breaking up. He said the thought had never even crossed his mind, and that he wanted to research and talk to other people more before coming to a compromise he was sure existed.
The experience has left me really hurt. I have shitty dreams about it now. I don't even want to see a picture of another naked girl. Every time I think about it I get so sad and conflicted with myself. Every time I think about doing it again in the future I feel sick and unhappy and just overall very uncomfortable.
It's also changed my self esteem. I feel a lot more insecure about myself. I need reassurance and I feel stressed all the time.

Yikes, this doesn't make threesomes sound like much fun at all!

[FantasticMR]

Thanks a bunch Reede. I always thought threesomes were all like this...



...but now you've ruined it!

[ReedeFox]

Nah, I reckon they're more like this

[FantasticMR]

Jesus, I'll pass.