Whats the worst thing about summer, ill fucking tell you!

Whats the worst thing about summer, ill fucking tell you!
Whats the worst thing about summer, ill fucking tell you!

Clitterbug > 17/06/2014, 13:27

Whats the worst thing about summer? ill fucking tell you, arsehole neighbours who think they have found something new and exciting in the music world and feel the need to open all their windows and backdoor and share it with everyone in the fucking street!!!! take Big Gay Al 2 doors down who is at this very moment goading me into going out and dragging him across the fence, beating him to a pulp then drowning him in the kids paddling pool, i was told he won £1000 on a scratch card last week, now i know what he spent it on, KY jelly, amyl nitrate, a new sound system, and a cd that just gos ntist ntist ntist ntist drrrrrriirr, ntist nitist ntist ntist drrrrrrrrrrrriirr, it dit dit dit dit ntist ntist ntist ntist ntist ..... its like living next to a gay club in Ibiza!
If you dont hear from me for a while its coz ive either killed myself or been locked up for murdering the noisey cunt! :@
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Hilary Briss > 17/06/2014, 14:56

I have a neighbour who delights us all with The Best of Whitney Houston all day long.

We do love her so.
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Clitterbug > 17/06/2014, 15:53

And shee ee ee will always love yoooo wooo wii ooee oooowww eeeoowww!!!! you have my deepest sympathies Briss old chap, as a fellow tormented soul i can understand your agony.
Its enough to drive my to take my speakers out in the yard, point them at Big Gay Als place and blast him with 300 watts of Zep! see if he can happily sit and watch Tipping Point while i give him ''The Song Remains the Same'' over n over till the Chaser starts!
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iamme > 17/06/2014, 18:54

(17/06/2014, 15:53)clitterbug Wrote: Its enough to drive my to take my speakers out in the yard, point them at Big Gay Als place and blast him with 300 watts of Zep! see if he can happily sit and watch Tipping Point while i give him ''The Song Remains the Same'' over n over till the Chaser starts!

I think you need to blast this....
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Clitterbug > 18/06/2014, 09:34

I tryed it, unfortunately he'd already heard about the bird, he was fully aware that the bird was the word, i think everybodys has heard about it by now, rendering it useless as a blasting agent against Big Gay Al and his noise pollution! but thanks for your concern iamme.
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chub > 07/08/2014, 23:21

you're lucky, i live in Crawley so fuck you
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