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Well done Jason McAteer for kicking Michael Owen up the arse!

• Well done Jason McAteer for kicking Michael Owen up the arse!

• Well done Jason McAteer for kicking Michael Owen up the arse!

  StrumSolo > 09/01/2019, 13:57

  A non-exhaustive list of reasons why Michael Owen deserved a kick up the arse:
  
  1. This 32-page brochure, put together to aid his search for a new club after leaving Newcastle in 2009.  
  
  
  
  Remarkably, this got him a free transfer to actual Man Utd!
  
  2. He sat in a helicopter and told you to go to Dubai.
  
  
  
  3. This other advert, for ambulance-chasers.  Be honest with yourself Micky; did you really need the money?
  
  
  
  4. The punditry.  The woeful, woeful punditry...
  
  5. "Well done, he's 13."
  
  
  
  So when he hit McAteer with a nasty looking challenge in a Star Sixes match between England and Ireland last week, and McAteer retaliated with said kick up the arse; that was a really nice moment.
  
  

  😡 @MCATEER4 v @themichaelowen 😡
  
  It has all kicked off in the @StarSixes, but England go on to beat Ireland 1-0 and book their place in the final later this evening.
  
  Watch now on Sky Sports Football pic.twitter.com/5Zog89Axxl

  — Sky Sports Football (@SkyFootball) January 6, 2019

  
  
  

  
  
  Quite possibly McAteer's nicest and finest since his Wash & Go ad back in '97.
  
  
  
  Good times.

• RE: Well done Jason McAteer for kicking Michael Owen up the arse!

  JamezZ > 10/03/2019, 18:48

  Thanks for the information. The brochure is a completely new one to me. I just looked up all the pages and I can't quite believe that worked. I guess football was a different beast then.

• RE: Well done Jason McAteer for kicking Michael Owen up the arse!

  Manny27 > 10/03/2019, 22:13

  The one with the little kid in goal had me on stitches ,he’s just so happy with himself .
  
  I mean at least he was a good player ... until he was 26
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