Vienna brothel offer free quickie if customers take Covid jab

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If you’re worried about your horny mate who refuses to get vaccinated you could always take him over to Vienna where a brothel is providing COVID-19 vaccinations with a side order of pussy. Not only do you get jabbed but you’ll also get your first 30-minutes with the lady of your choice, completely free. In most cases, 30 minutes is all you need so it’s a win-win.

 

Vaccination levels in Austria are among the worst in Europe, with just 64% of Austria’s population fully vaccinated. Those who are unjabbed are banned from entering cafes, restaurants, hairdressers and other establishments, but ‘Fun Palast’ brother came up with a way to change all that. Here’s what Peter Laskaris, manager of Fun Palast, had to say about his idea: 
 

Due to the pandemic, we have registered a 50% decrease in clients. With this initiative we hope that the number of customers will rise again. Basically, I was looking at the statistics and I read that we need like 70/75% for us to reach herd immunity, but we’re currently only at 63%.

And then I noticed in the statistics that very many men, very many men with a migration background, virtually refuse vaccination or don’t even know that you can be vaccinated.And since we are actually reaching this target group, we decided to set up a vaccination clinic here.

 
It’s unconventional for sure but if it works, you go for it my dude. If there’s one thing that can sway an anti-vaxxer it’s a free 30-minute fuck with a hot hooker.