UK is now the clap capital in and out of Europe

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The UK has been dubbed gonorrhoea capital of Europe after new statistics emerge. Although seeing as we aren’t part of the EU anymore I don’t quite see how that works but anyway. Apparently date from the European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control shows that the Clap was far more prevalent in the UK than in any other country in the EU. Yikes.


 
In 2018, the UK had 93.2 cases of the clap per 100,000 people, which is galloping ahead of Ireland which has 49.8 per 100,000. In third place was Denmark with 38 cases per 100,000; followed by Norway with 31.3 per 100,000; then Iceland with 29.8. Those Icelandics are a smug bunch aren’t they. Running around with their disease-free genitalia, showing off.

 

While the UK reigns supreme for gonorrhoea, you'll be pleased to hear that it isn’t raging  with as many other STIs. Phew! However, people in London need to watch out because the city has showed the most cases of STI’s than anywhere else in the UK. So what I took from this is that it’s safer to avoid shitty sex with a stranger after a drunken night and just use cam girls instead. Got it! Who’s on Rampant tv today?