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UK’s most tattooed man says women reject him because he doesn’t have Love Island bod
- UK’s most tattooed man says women reject him because he doesn’t have Love Island bod
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UK’s most tattooed man says women reject him because he doesn’t have Love Island bod
ReedeFox > 02/07/2019, 12:32
39-year-old Matthew Whelan who changed his name to to ‘King of Inkland King Body Art The Extreme Ink-ite’, claims that the only reason why women don't want to date him is because he doesn't have a muscly body like the dudes on Love Island. Yeah, that's it mate. It couldn't possibly be because you look like an utter tool or call yourself ‘King of Inkland King Body Art The Extreme Ink-ite’ - It must be your lack on tone and definition!
Matthew (I refuse to call King of Inkland) has spent over 800 hours in the tattoo chair and has 90% of his skin covered. As well as having the whites of his eyes tattooed, he's also had his tongue split and nipples removed.
With Matthew pushing 40, he says he'd like to settle down but says he's had no luck since his partner left him 2 years ago. He says:
Quote:I’ve had a number of causal encounters but nothing serious. I just find that women aren’t really into wanting to commit, or they’re happy to come to some high profile events which I’m lucky to attend but then they no longer wish to know.
He then goes on about women being shallow and reckon they're only after the type of men you see on Love Island:
Quote:You don’t often see many ‘dad bods’ or people with a lot of body modifications on these shows.
He says gets loads of attention for his ink but that it's not always good attention. It might have something to do with the fact that he's got The Jeremy Kyle Show tattooed on the back of his head, but I could be wrong. Matthew says he'd like a family in the future and a woman with a 'wicked personality.' He'd scare the living shit out of the kids at school pick-up!