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Tyson Fury with the shortest-lived retirement of all time!

• Tyson Fury with the shortest-lived retirement of all time!

• Tyson Fury with the shortest-lived retirement of all time!

  StrumSolo > 03/10/2016, 17:38

  The boxing world was stunned this afternoon when the heavyweight champion, fresh from a positive drugs test for cocaine, took to Twitter and appeared to announce his retirement from the sport.
  
  
  
  Bit rude, but to the point.  Excuse us, Tyson, whilst we digest this information and find an appropriate dick to suck...
  
  Oh no, wait.
  
  
  
  
  
  It. Was. Just. Banter.
  
  "Just shows you what the Medea are like" though?  Mate, you definitely said you were retiring!
  
  Remember that twat at school who'd say something perfectly plausible, then backtrack, but act like it was the wind-up of the century and you were somehow the prick for believing it?
  
  He's now Tyson Fury.

• RE: Tyson Fury with the shortest-lived retirement of all time!

  burns72 > 03/10/2016, 18:35

  Did he retire to go back to school to learn how to spell or was he going to do Medea studies lol, sadly the heavyweight division has had no class since the Klitschko's appeared they fight pretty much nobody's till they secured all the titles Vitali beat Herbie Hide then lost to Lennox Lewis, Wladimir lost to Fury but they would relinquish titles to avoid fighting each other, bring back the glory days of Duran, Hagler and Ray Leonard, and Benn, Collins, Eubank and Watson different weights but the fights were classics!

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  dony > 04/10/2016, 23:26

  i cant stand jason fury i wish he did retire he so dumb and everything he does annoys me, i remember he said he was gona fight cain velasquez in ufc and still thinks its going to happen lol

• RE: Tyson Fury with the shortest-lived retirement of all time!

  FantasticMR > 05/10/2016, 09:16

  (03/10/2016, 17:38)ScottyRampant Wrote: Remember that twat at school who'd say something perfectly plausible, then backtrack, but act like it was the wind-up of the century and you were somehow the prick for believing it?
  
  He's now Tyson Fury.

  
  Probably the best line I'll read today.

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  Clitterbug > 05/10/2016, 12:17

  Hes just a huge dumb shit!
  Who got into boxing at just the right time ie when there was no one else there to fuck him up!
  I think hes a total prick, even the pre'match shenanigans every boxer now think is essential he was crap at, remember that fkin Bat Man thing! Jesussss!
  Now hes gone all Charlie Sheen on us, ooooh im bi'polar and i need a few lines to get my big slug brain into gear. 
  And just to top it all off he gets on Twatter n spells like one of the numpties who frequent the chatbox!
  Medea & Thrown, fkin tool!
  This is a heavy weight THROWN.
  
   

• RE: Tyson Fury with the shortest-lived retirement of all time!

  betfair2001 > 09/10/2016, 22:55

  if there was ever a prize for being the biggest cunt then I think he has won the award hands down....what a shameful addition to boxing...fake

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  Jackdalad > 23/10/2016, 20:37

  hahaha as much as we like to hate him you cant deny that he's a good boxer. I personally dont see any heavyweight beating him apart from possibly deontay wilder if he lands clean which wont be easy as fury is the far better boxer
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