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Two women had their trip to the seaside ruined by dude with his dick out

• Two women had their trip to the seaside ruined by dude with his dick out

• Two women had their trip to the seaside ruined by dude with his dick out

  ReedeFox > 06/08/2018, 10:24

  Popping to the Seaside is supposed to be a fun day out - strolling along the pier, eating ice cream and winning a tacky toy from those claw machines. It's a proper family day out...until a dude starts running around with his knob out. Those idiots just ruin it for everyone.
  
  
  
  An unnamed woman and her daughter were visiting the seaside town of Redcar one Sunday and thought they would grab some takeaway fish and chips to eat in their car. As they were chomping down on a pickled gherkin, they spotted a man outside the car acting strangely. The dude, who was later named as 44-year-old John Henson then got his dick out and started tapping it against the car window.
  
  
  
  Apparently he had been on a massive bender the night before and had been sniffing coke until 4.30am. Clearly he can't handle the party lifestyle if he feels the need to flop his down out to a couple of ladies in a car. Here's what one of the women had to say about the ordeal:
   
  

  Quote:The dirty bugger put me off going to Redcar, and it put me off my dinner. It was obscene and disgusting. I normally go to Redcar with my grandchildren but I was so glad I didn’t bring them this time. He continued to wiggle his penis around, then tried to get in the car through the window. We threw chips at him and told him to bugger off but we were blocked in and couldn’t get away. He then dropped his trousers and did a poo in the middle of the street.

  
  
  
  Whoa. I thought pressing his cock up to the window was weird, but taking a dump in the middle of the street is even more off-key. But I think the most perculiar thing of this whole story is the fact that they were eating fish and chips in their car. What a couple of savages!

• RE: Two women had their trip to the seaside ruined by dude with his dick out

  parkaner > 06/08/2018, 15:17

  Probably had to sit in the car to stop the seagulls stealing their chips.
  Redcar, is it twinned with Maranello? Top tip for the tourist board.

• RE: Two women had their trip to the seaside ruined by dude with his dick out

  burns72 > 07/08/2018, 01:07

  What a waste of chips should have squirted his cock with ketchup and wait for the seagulls to attack his member! I will let my family know that it is safer to eat fish n chips or doughnuts in a car or inside than sitting outside in full view of those flying pests!
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