Twitter thread of things people would steal to mildly inconvenience to their victims

[ReedeFox]

No one loves a handy gadget more than me. If it makes my life easier you can guarantee I’ve already bought 5. Sometimes I think “hmm, what would happen if all these nifty gadgets were to be taken away from me?” It appears I’m not the only one who thinks about such utterly pointless shit because this dude took to Twitter to ask others a pretty intriguing question. He asks: “You are a burglar but instead of stealing things you do things that are mildly inconvenient to your victims. What are you stealing?” Here’s what people came up with, and it’s fucking genius: 


 

You know what I’m going to ask now don’t you?! What would you take? I’m taking the F from Briss’ keyboard so he can no longer write his favourite word and I’d also steal one pillowcase from a double set. Boom!

[spitefulI]

I'd be having the screws that keep door handles in place.

[parkaner]

From the games cupboard :

The Old Maid card.
The scrabble Q and Z.
One piece from each jigsaw.
The number 25 ball from the bingo game.
The lead pipe card from the Cluedo.