Some things are happening!
Not many, but Cardiff have just signed the brilliantly named
Magnus Wolff Eikrem and
Tom Ince is in talks with Swansea.
Aiden McGeady could be on his way to Everton as well, but not before his CSKA Moscow contract expires in the summer. FFS.
Rumours then. How have PSG and Monaco managed to find themselves in a bidding war over
Kyle bloody
Walker? And shouldn't
Erik Lamela have a bit of patience rather than deciding he wants out of Spurs already? Everyone knows it takes foreign imports a while to settle. It's the oldest cliche in the book.
Atletico Madrid have thrown their hat in to
Juan Mata's ring. It's getting busy in there, and uncomfortable too, one would imagine.
Wes Hoolahan's so desperate to join Aston Villa that he's handed in a transfer request at Norwich, which has been rejected. Careful what you wish for, Wes.
Demba Ba to Palace? Nope.
Craig Gardner to West Brom? Maybe.
And how many times is it possible to step up a pursuit before you just can't step it up no more? Arsenal are about to reach the limits of love and desire for
Alvaro Morata, on loan.
Oh,
Diego Costa to Man Utd. They've apparently got somewhere between £100m and £200m available for spends, which is just as well really.
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