One of them football hipsters you hear so much about?

Quite.

and Scottyfag.

'Let's have a wrestle Gary, let's be blokes. Ah, banter...'

Hahaha fuckn sound that m8, i can do a decent Hansen myself, its jushd Shorn Connery, bot a bat slooowerr, an a trayful mooore pashed!
The Lorro is a bit over cooked though, hes made him far to Butch! Lorro is more Quentin Crisp than Alan Bennet!