Anderson booked himself two seats on the next flight to Florence, had both meals, touched down and went straight for a
. They're gonna have to weigh him at some point, and that could well prove awkward.
Wilfried Zaha's not going anywhere though, and apparently that revelation prompted him to 'storm out of a meeting with Manchester United officials on Thursday following a "furious shouting match"'. So
Nani's off instead then.
Why are Chelsea letting
Ryan Bertrand move to Aston Villa on loan? Because
Luke Shaw's on his way in of course, for £30m.
Diego Costa's off to Stamford Bridge as well, but not until the summer.
Thibault Courtois will be thrown in as part of the deal.
Kurt Zouma will show up at some point too. Bad news for Man Utd and Arsenal that one, they were awful keen.
With Andy Carroll fit, Carlton Cole tied down and Lacina Traore on the bus, do West Ham even still have 'goal scoring problems'? Yes, apparently, and as such they'll be getting
Alberto Gilardino in on loan from Genoa.
Ravel Morrison's Fulham move might still be on, but it'll cost them £10m.
Newcastle fancy a bit of
Luuk de Jong on loan, and Spurs must have forgotten all about how average
Salomon Kalou was in his Chelsea days. They're ready to open talks, it says here...
Oh,
Tom Ince to Monaco. That too.
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