Yohan Cabaye's in Paris, having a medical, signing for PSG. £20m and £5m a year, party party! To take the edge off, Newcastle are about to sign one of them number nines their fans like so much. It's
Luuk De Jong, and it's a loan deal (initially).
Luke Shaw, Man Utd or Chelsea, maybe not til the summer now or something... Valencia have joined the race for
Dani Osvaldo. It's them or Inter by the looks of it, or maybe Monaco now that Falcao's injured. Lock up your boxing gloves.
Rafa Benitez is in for
Daniel Agger again and wouldn't mind taking
Etienne Capoue to Napoli either. Spurs do have a lot of midfielders, so
Lewis Holtby to Dortmund as well.
You know how whenever an English club signs a striker from Holland everyone's always like 'will he be amazing like Suarez, or rubbish like Kezman and Afonso Alves'? It's because the Dutch league is shit. God knows what the standard's like in their second division but that's not put Sam Allardyce off, he's after De Graafschap 'ace'
Piotr Parzyszek.
The Stoke revolution continues apace! They're keen on
Lee Cattermole. And
Steven Fletcher.
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