TRANSFER RUMOURS! 6th May
StrumSolo > 06/05/2014, 18:26
What was that? Financial fair play? Don't you worry your pretty little head about it, especially not when there's a £164m Man City bid for Lionel Messi in the works. Failing that, they'll go for Paul Pogba (£53m) or Fernando (£20m, how vulgar).
Arsene Wenger fancies having a quiet transfer window. Or, he'll battle Liverpool and Tottenham for Cristian Tello, and just Tottenham for Lazio midfielder Ogenyi Onazi. Then he'll splash £40m on Micah Richards, Wilfried Bony and Morgan Schneiderlin, submit a cheeky £32m bid for Diego Costa, and sign Rio Ferdinand on a free. And what was Loic Remy doing in the Emirates crowd on Sunday? So yeah, quiet.
Louis van Gaal's been making more demands. Arjen Robben and Cesc Fabregas or the deal's off. He might want to keep an eye on PSG though, they're lurking with a £35m bid for Wayne Rooney. Then again...
Liverpool are sniffing round Hatem Ben Arfa, and Sporting Lisbon's £25m-rated centre half Marcos Rojo. Replacement for Daniel Agger? Barca-bound apparently.
Raphael Varane could be set for a reunion with Jose Mourinho, and I could be set for a reunion with my copy/paste command; Timothee Kolodziejczak. Nice (the French team, not the biscuit) left-back, mental name, target for Southampton.