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• Tradition.

• Tradition.

  Hilary Briss > 10/04/2014, 10:25

  As you know the Empire was built by Englishmen with jolly hard work, bolstered on tradition, and oiled by a grand dollop of Opium and Slavery !
  
  So tradition is generally a good thing.
  
  One of my favourite is my breakfast at the Grand Hotel in Amsterdam. Mrs Briss's fav hotel in the whole world, and the best part of the breakfast is the free flowing champers to go with ones mature gouda and smoked salmon.
  
  A couple of glasses of chilled Bolly really sets a chap up for the days cultural dilemas. Where to take lunch etc.

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  StrumSolo > 10/04/2014, 10:30

  All well and good...
  
  But have they got alpacas?

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  The Boss > 10/04/2014, 10:43

  Scotty knows how the world works!

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  Clitterbug > 10/04/2014, 13:48

  
  
  
  Alpacas can be a problem at a chaps breakfast much safer to invite a Llama, plus you can bone up 'ooeer' on your Latino lingo, soon you could be fluent in pervy bullshit when you call one of the dusky maidens here

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  Hilary Briss > 12/04/2014, 14:50

  Sir,
  
  "Pervy Bullshit" might work at the scouse trollop end of the maiden spectrum, but I can assure you that the current Mrs Briss requires a more sophisticated approach.
  
  Half a stout and an ill timed lunge wont get you very far in the Briss boudoir !!!

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  Needsasuck > 12/04/2014, 20:26

  i dont care about tradition s long as i get tonwank over sexy babes i dont give a fuck
  

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  fuck i love wanking over these loverly girls

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  williamkcc > 20/04/2014, 14:37

  I believe in life. fuck tradition. no im joking im all about traditions xD i would like to see this grand hotel in Amsterdam and defeintely go for a little walk past the red light district to get my desert. If the grand hotel has anything with a massive pool, gym, fucking amazing customer service then i for one would go there straight away with no problem and have a little fun as i am there.

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  Potato > 25/04/2014, 19:08

  Traditions are all well and good until you get the ones that try to get me to do something I don't really want to be doing or cause harm to others like those poncy "initiation" traditions you get at workplaces full of bellends. "But we've always done it mate!" Fuck off.

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  williamkcc > 26/04/2014, 08:49

  That is very true potato buddy, there are some real nasty traditions out the -_- or some really sick one which has been made up by some crazy guy at the office, but i guess thats just the circle of life my friend, theres always that one person which is crazy whether that be in an office or your Normal day to day life friends. Common we all got that one friend who is crazy as fuck am i right? ;)
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