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This statue of Alan Shearer looks like it's in to some pretty freaky sex games!
- This statue of Alan Shearer looks like it's in to some pretty freaky sex games!
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This statue of Alan Shearer looks like it's in to some pretty freaky sex games!
StrumSolo > 12/09/2016, 09:22
The £250,000 momument to the Newcastle legend has been paid for by the family of the club's former chairman Freddy Shepherd, and is in situ outside St James' Park ready for its big unveiling today.
You can see why they'd want to keep it under wraps until then, but it might have been an idea to make the 'wraps' in question look a bit less like a gimp suit.
Filth. -
RE: This statue of Alan Shearer looks like it's in to some pretty freaky sex games!
FantasticMR > 12/09/2016, 11:33
If this were an episode of Luther then this would lead to a scene where the cameras and public all turn up for the grand unveiling only to find that it's actually Alan Shearers taxidermed body, the first of many manager killings, dun dun dun....
In the end the killer is a disgruntled teen who was so obsessed with Champ Manager on his PC for whom that the lines of reality and fiction became blurred. Although obsessed with the game he was lousy at it and he took the loss of his best players to another team personally and then went on the hunt for that manager in real life.
You see that's why it was so hard for Luther to find him, his murders although linked by theme were actually completely random based on the games algorithm. So how did Luther find him in the end? Find out in the next chilling episode. -
RE: This statue of Alan Shearer looks like it's in to some pretty freaky sex games!
StrumSolo > 12/09/2016, 15:09
(12/09/2016, 11:33)FantasticMR Wrote: If this were an episode of Luther then this would lead to a scene where the cameras and public all turn up for the grand unveiling only to find that it's actually Alan Shearers taxidermed body, the first of many manager killings, dun dun dun....
In the end the killer is a disgruntled teen who was so obsessed with Champ Manager on his PC for whom that the lines of reality and fiction became blurred. Although obsessed with the game he was lousy at it and he took the loss of his best players to another team personally and then went on the hunt for that manager in real life.
You see that's why it was so hard for Luther to find him, his murders although linked by theme were actually completely random based on the games algorithm. So how did Luther find him in the end? Find out in the next chilling episode.
Should have signed Beckham. -
RE: This statue of Alan Shearer looks like it's in to some pretty freaky sex games!
FantasticMR > 12/09/2016, 15:12
(12/09/2016, 15:09)ScottyRampant Wrote:
It's all a manager from Hartlepool could hope for.(12/09/2016, 11:33)FantasticMR Wrote: If this were an episode of Luther then this would lead to a scene where the cameras and public all turn up for the grand unveiling only to find that it's actually Alan Shearers taxidermed body, the first of many manager killings, dun dun dun....
In the end the killer is a disgruntled teen who was so obsessed with Champ Manager on his PC for whom that the lines of reality and fiction became blurred. Although obsessed with the game he was lousy at it and he took the loss of his best players to another team personally and then went on the hunt for that manager in real life.
You see that's why it was so hard for Luther to find him, his murders although linked by theme were actually completely random based on the games algorithm. So how did Luther find him in the end? Find out in the next chilling episode.
Should have signed Beckham. -
RE: This statue of Alan Shearer looks like it's in to some pretty freaky sex games!
Clitterbug > 12/09/2016, 15:19
That cant be a statue of Shearer.
Its not backing into someone and elbowing them in the face. -
RE: This statue of Alan Shearer looks like it's in to some pretty freaky sex games!
carl1984 > 12/09/2016, 19:38
Interesting way of keeping something under wraps haha, I am just waiting for Leicester commissioning a statue of Liniker in his boxers from last month