THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T BRING YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO A STRIP CLUB...

[ReedeFox]

When you first get with a girl she acts all easy going and cool and says shit like "let's go to a strip club together" and you think you've got it made. You fool! What your girl is actually doing by coming with you to a strip club is keeping an eye on you and making sure you don't get up to anything seedy. That was certainly the case for this poor fucker. When he was asked by a hot stripper if he wanted a dance I bet his Mrs was all "go on baby, I don't mind" but she does fucking mind. This was a test...and you failed!



This dudes girl sees him enjoying his dance and then turns into a fucking psycho. She sprints up to the stripper, knocks her to the ground and drags her boyfriends off the stage like a mother who's caught her kid smoking.



This guy needs to run away from this broad...now!

[FantasticMR]

My 1st serious girlfriend did this with me. She can be forgiven as it was a young relationship but she and her friend got lap dances in front of my friend and I and spent the whole time making sure my eyes were locked on her. Absolutely mental, I wasn't fussed about going into one so why on earth take me in to one to test me. Waste of 20 quid that, no one got anything out of it.

[Hilary Briss]

My 1st serious girlfriend did this with me. She can be forgiven as it was a young relationship but she and her friend got lap dances in front of my friend and I and spent the whole time making sure my eyes were locked on her.  Absolutely mental, I wasn't fussed about going into one so why on earth take me in to one to test me. Waste of 20 quid that, no one got anything out of it.

Right.

Like we believe that you ever had a girlfriend other than Pam.

[ReedeFox]

That's fucking mental! That was her "test" right there.