In around six months from now, Joe Hart's gonna drop a bollock during one of England's World Cup group matches. Chances are it won't prove to be fatal, but we'll be shifting nervously in our seats regardless, all too aware that 'he won't be able to get away with that sort of thing against stronger opposition'.
He'll then proceed to do precisely that sort of thing against stronger opposition as England crash out of the tournament in the second round.
It seems inevitable, but it doesn't have to be this way. If he'd just take a leaf out of these Argentine lads' book and introduce a bit of danger to his daily training routine, mix things up a little, he could well return home from Russia a national hero. That's not to say we'll win the thing, but a few game-saving performances on the biggest stage should at least see him on his way to a more glamorous gig than sitting on West Ham's bench, right?
He's literally got nothing to lose at this point...