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This dudes mugshot is getting slated due to his insanely huge neck!

• This dudes mugshot is getting slated due to his insanely huge neck!

• This dudes mugshot is getting slated due to his insanely huge neck!

  ReedeFox > 19/11/2018, 11:56

  I’ve seen some weird looking mugshots but none are quite as bizarre as this dude who has recently gone viral for obvious reasons. Charles Dion McDowell was arrested for possession of meth, cocaine and marijuana, and for fleeing police but it’s not his charges that has everybody trippin - it’s his thick neck! 
  
   
  
  Obviously the good people of the internet weren’t going to let a good joke go to waste so here are some of the best neck-based jokes I came across.

  • Who else came to read all the comments about his “neck”!?! it looks like his head is attached to his thigh!!!
    
  • You people should be ashamed of yourselves, all this neckativity isn’t right at all.
    
  • They gonna put him in jail and throat away the key.
    
  • His neck is still at LARGE!!!
    
  • What neck of the woods was he caught in?
    
  • Dude up to his neck in charges…
    
  • He’ll be outta jail neck week
    
  • Did anyone notify his neck-s-ta-kin…
    
  • What they charge this guy with? Neckless Endangerment?
    
  • My neck, my back, they took my meth and my crack.
    
  • If he hiccups too hard he’d swallow his whole head
    
  • I’d rob too if it cost me $65 to get rid of a sore throat
    
  • He look like a Snapchat filter
    
  • I think this is the 5th Ninja Turtle….. Neckelangelo
    
  • His neck need a separate charge
    
  • So I guess they take crime seriously in his neck of the woods
    
  • I wonder if he gets out, what he gone do necks
    
  • His parents neckglected him
    
  • All of his shirts are neckstra large
    
  • That boy got a chest tattoo on his neck
    
  • Y’all come on he gotta lotta weight on his shoulders right now.
    
  • Necks time he should weigh his options
    
  • Y’all better stop laughing or you could be necks
    
  • Y’all leave this man alone! I bet he’d stick his neck out for you if you needed his help.
    
  • he can’t button the top 3 buttons
    
  • I’m just glad he has clothes on… It could be worse… He could be necked
    
  • Looks like he tried to swallow everything he got charged for
    
  • Why y’all do this, He was gone turn himself in necks week.
    
  • Dat boy can drink peanut butter
    
  • Why he look like a Barbie head that broke and you try to save it by pushing the head all the way down on the neck so it can stay?!
    
  • Better luck necks time
    
  • They threw the book at him… He swallowed it.
    
  • When you getting carried away creating your NBA player and just wanna see how far the settings will go
    
  • Police pulled up like “Put your neck behind your back!”
    
  • He would be great on americas neck top models
    
  • I bet if you cut his head off you can count the rings and determine his age
    
  • Mans gotta lifetime subscription to neckflix
    
  • Necks on Live PD. Man puts his neck on the line to get away from the police by running trough the necks door neighbors yard to get to the necks street over. His necks court date will be later necks month.
    
  • The arresting officer was quoted as saying: “this is by far the biggest collar of my career.”
    
  • May all our bank accounts be as strong as his neck muscles
    
  • These comments are rude and unNECKessary
    

  Brutal but brilliant! I’d love to know the reason why his neck is so big. It could be a massive tumour or something, which would make it slightly less funny. Hopefully one of his mates will see this and clear a few things up for us.

• RE: This dudes mugshot is getting slated due to his insanely huge neck!

  StrumSolo > 19/11/2018, 12:33

  And this is why you should never skip head day at the gym.

• RE: This dudes mugshot is getting slated due to his insanely huge neck!

  FantasticMR > 19/11/2018, 13:14

  The sexy mugshot guy got a deal with a big modeling agency and got offered runway work. I wonder if this guy will land himself a modeling deal with Neck-st.

• RE: This dudes mugshot is getting slated due to his insanely huge neck!

  JamezZ > 21/11/2018, 00:19

  Of all the jokes listed I thought 'What they charge this guy with? Neckless Endangerment?' was the best. However, I think the official winner is @"ScottyRampant" because it was definitely the funniest.

• RE: This dudes mugshot is getting slated due to his insanely huge neck!

  parkaner > 21/11/2018, 01:17

  I heard he's getting his own series on NeckFlix.

• RE: This dudes mugshot is getting slated due to his insanely huge neck!

  mark.s.. > 21/11/2018, 07:14

  The Incredible Gulp

• RE: This dudes mugshot is getting slated due to his insanely huge neck!

  FantasticMR > 21/11/2018, 10:14

  
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