THIS DUDE HAS BEEN WANKING INTO THE SAME CARDBOARD BOX FOR THREE YEARS!

[ReedeFox]

Just when you think you've seen all the disgusting shit the internet has to offer, something flashes before your eyes that's so fucking gross that you start to wonder if you're in a nightmare.

Recently some grotesque beast took to Reddit to show of his 'cumbox'. If you're wondering what the utter fuck that is, it's pretty self explanatory; it's a cardboard box that this dude spunked in over years and years of masturbating.



After the guy posted his delightful box, the questions started started pouring in, wondering why the hell he keeps such a horrific item.

Well, it is exactly what it sounds like. It’s a shoebox, or at least once was, and whenever I masturbate I cum into it. I’ve had it for two or three years now I think, so it has a fair amount of cum. It smells atrocious, and I tried to burn it once. When I lit it on fire, it was too damp due to the cum that it simply sizzled and didn’t manage to actually light up. Turns out burning cum smells awful, so I had to spray it with a deodorant body spray just to get the old smell of burnt cum away. It also has some drenched papers stuck to it. That’s pretty much it.
A lot of people are asking me, why? Well, I’m apparently a rather disturbed individual. But, it just kind of happened, bought new shoes and needed someplace to cum, used the box. It just escalated from there, kept using it each time, telling myself I would throw it out soon. Never did, two or three years later, I still have it. It wasn’t planned or anything, it just happened.

As if that wasn't bad enough, the guy decided to give those morbidly obsessed Redditors an update on 'the box' and it appears to be sprouting mould.

I often get PMed about updates or current status of the box, generally a few a week. So I might as well update this post, if anyone even gets linked here anymore. Current status, I have created life. Mould has begun to grow in the box and has taken over a fair amount. Smells a bit worse, mainly due to a damper apartment so it does not dry as fast, hence the reason why the mould has begun.
I will never be rid of my need for it. I hate and love the box, just as I hate and love myself.

Right, I'm off to scrub myself clean.

[StrumSolo]

Grim.

Got to admire his dedication in salvaging it after the failed arson attack though.  Could just as easily have popped it in the recycling, couldn't he?

[FantasticMR]

Am I wanking in a box? Am I wanking in a cardboard box?

[vesper.martini.1]

Fkinel Reede the things you dig up, if its not some enormous bursting zit/cyst its some other piece of sickness on a Biblical scale, 'Blessed are the cheese makers'

[parkaner]

Cumbox.

Is this the budget sequel to Channel 4's Sexbox?

[Hilary Briss]