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This Bosnian granny will lick your eyeball for 10 Euros!
- This Bosnian granny will lick your eyeball for 10 Euros!
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This Bosnian granny will lick your eyeball for 10 Euros!
ReedeFox > 05/06/2019, 14:58
Most 80–year-olds like to chill out in their old age or take up a hobby like knitting or whinging, but this old doris from Bosnia likes to spend her time licking peoples eyeballs.
Hava Celebic, also known as Nana Hava, reckons she’s the world’s first person who can heal people with their tongue.
Hava uses her tongue to remove pieces of lead, iron, coal, sawdust and glass that has been stuck in people's eyes. If you think this is weird, you’re correct. She’s pretty much doing what a 5-quid Boots eye bath can do but in a way less sanitary way.
Hava reveals how she acquired her special talent:
Quote:I learned this from a woman who was also called Hava. Unfortunately I can not pass this to my descendants, because my children are too disgusted to put their tongue on someone's eye. I've been told that people will cut out my tongue when I die so the village can continue to treat people.
Aww. That’s nice. Let’s stick a dead woman’s rotten tongue in someone’s eye. Not weird at all. -
RE: This Bosnian granny will lick your eyeball for 10 Euros!
burns72 > 05/06/2019, 23:15
At least it's eyeballs, could be worse and could be Briss' nutsack which I hear is like a mouldy sack of raisins all bobbly and withered! Is it right that Mrs Briss had a pre nup of no contact with said nutsack apart from the once quarterly romp in the dark!