These models snort coke for breakfast as a way to stay skinny!

[ReedeFox]

I’ve tried plenty of diets over the years in a bid to stay lean, from Keto, low carb & vegetarian, and while all of them are a great temporary fix,  nothing actually keeps the weight off long term. However, a bunch of models are on to a winner as they have a way of staying skinny all year round, with the help of the ‘cocaine diet.’

 

Here’s what model Ruby Matthews had to say about the cocaine diet: 
 

I did a lot of cocaine, like a lot so basically I just smoked cigarettes, had long blacks and did coke. And in between, had tapas. Like my life was tapas and cocaine

 
Err, that sounds pretty fucking decadent. Start your morning with a line of coke, a black coffee and some patatas bravas. Boom!

 

Ruby did manage to drop down to 8.5 stone by consuming nothing but tapas, coffee & cocaine but the diet wasn’t sustainable due to all the shit that comes with taking copious amounts of drugs, including irritability, restlessness, panic attacks, paranoia and full-blown psychosis. Yikes! Oh and after 5 months she also got mouth ulcers, bleeding gums and agoraphobia: 
 

I’d be grinding my gums all the time so I often had a mouth full of blood. 
I felt like the cocaine was messing with my head too.
If I didn’t have enough for the next couple of days, I’d get vicious and aggressive.
My boyfriend broke up with me because I was starting arguments with him for no reason and friends noticed my fluctuating moods and started to keep their distance.
I didn’t even feel safe walking down the road – the drug was messing with my lines of reality and I only felt safe at home, alone, in my apartment.
It got to the point where I just couldn’t deal with people and felt anxious and paranoid and couldn’t stand anyone touching me.
I used to be a huggy, loving, friendly person but the drug completely changed me. I just wanted to be inside all the time, away from everyone. I became a shell of the person I used to be

 
Yeah, probably best to knock it on the head then! Another model/copywriter also loved a bit of Charlie to keep her weight down. Here’s what 28-year-old Sarah had to say about her £200 a week cocaine diet: 
 

Almost immediately I discovered it suppressed my appetite and I never felt hungry while taking it or afterwards either, unlike when you drink alcohol. I used to hate the feeling of starvation if I was depriving myself of food and always felt like I had to exercise to work the food off. But taking cocaine was a shortcut to looking thin without having to put any effort in.I’d wake up, have a shower, do a line, grab a coffee then go to work.

​​​​​Both girls have since stopped the sniff and are sharing their stories in the hopes that it will stop other women from doing the same. However, much like the Bikram yoga documentary on Netflix, it might just want to make people try it even more. Eek!

[FantasticMR]

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[StrumSolo]

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Dunno about all this 'irritability, restlessness, panic attacks, paranoia and full-blown psychosis' though. Sounds risky.

[Hilary Briss]

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Dunno about all this 'irritability, restlessness, panic attacks, paranoia and full-blown psychosis' though. Sounds risky. 

I already get 3 out of 5 just from attending this forum daily.

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Dunno about all this 'irritability, restlessness, panic attacks, paranoia and full-blown psychosis' though. Sounds risky.  

I already get 3 out of 5 just from attending this forum daily. 

read em and weep fmr- I got a full hand. pay up.