THE WEEK IN TRANSFER RUMOURS: 2nd October
StrumSolo > 02/10/2013, 16:34
Good news everyone, this week’s rumour round-up is a diverse one. There’ll be news on small-time minnows such as Everton, West Brom and Newcastle later, but lets start with the big boys.
Depending on who you believe, the Man Utd board will hand David Moyes somewhere between £50m and £100m to spend in the January transfer window. It turns out the squad that walked the league last season are no longer any good, and need Ezequiel Garay, Ander Herrera and Barcelona youngster Sergi Roberto (is that the sound of a barrel being scraped after they missed out on Fabregas and Thiago?) to come rescue them. Leighton Baines too.
Javier Pastore’s really good and plays for PSG. They don’t need to sell, probably don’t want to either. Minor details, Liverpool, AC Milan, Chelsea and Arsenal are interested. Great news for fans of the London clubs there given their chronic shortage of attacking midfielders.
Another midfielder tipped to roll up at Stamford Bridge is Marseille’s Gianelli Imbula. He’s only 21 though so they can just send him straight out on loan or something. Kevin de Bruyne could be getting lent as well after he wasn’t picked for a game.
Atletico Madrid. Coming over here, taking our players (Asmir Begovic and Phillippe Coutinho). It’s not on.
Spurs are still trying to sign everyone. Talk now is of Zenit full-back Domenico Criscito and Leyton Orient winger Moses Odubajo. Bloody hell Spurs, save some players for everyone else yeah…
Finally, Everton want Valencia winger Andres Guardado, it’ll only cost West Brom £1.7m to make Morgan Amalfitano’s loan move permanent (you’d imagine they would) and Newcastle are looking to double their quota of Dutch goalkeepers by bidding £7m for PSV’s Joreon Zote.
What did everyone think of that last paragraph? Too obscure?