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THE QUEEN'S HORSE IS A SKAG HEAD
- THE QUEEN'S HORSE IS A SKAG HEAD
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THE QUEEN'S HORSE IS A SKAG HEAD
StrumSolo > 23/07/2014, 13:53
You'd think that freely being able to take ketamine without judgement or prosecution would be enough for most horses. Not Estimate though, the Queen-owned winner of last year's Gold Cup has just tested positive for morphine.
Trainer and vet Jim Boyle has tried to explain it away as a simple case of feed contamination, that "ingestion of a poppy-seed bagel or a poppy-seed cake" may have been behind the positive sample.
He would say that though, wouldn't he? Especially if he was trying to neutralise a Royal scandal. Wallace Simpson and Edward VIII, Fergie sucking toes on a beach, Kate Middleton's jugs, even what really went on in that tunnel in Paris; nothing compared to the national uproar were a member of the monarchy found to be shooting up.
Fingers will be pointed and scapegoats demanded. Perhaps the junk-glamourising 1996 Danny Boyle film Trainspotting will be held culpable, and Scotland will find themselves expelled from the union regardless of the outcome of September's referendum?
They'd have no-one but themselves to blame. The Empire! -
RE: THE QUEEN'S HORSE IS A SKAG HEAD
Hilary Briss > 23/07/2014, 14:09
I blame the East India Company.
And Clitterbug.
Fucking wanker. -
RE: THE QUEEN'S HORSE IS A SKAG HEAD
Clitterbug > 23/07/2014, 15:50
I blame Lester Piggot (ugly cunt)
Or Briss (uglier cunt) -
RE: THE QUEEN'S HORSE IS A SKAG HEAD
StrumSolo > 23/07/2014, 16:02
What about McCririck?
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RE: THE QUEEN'S HORSE IS A SKAG HEAD
Hilary Briss > 23/07/2014, 16:53
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RE: THE QUEEN'S HORSE IS A SKAG HEAD
iamme > 23/07/2014, 17:15
i blame none other than our own SPC.
and fMR