The original Fake Taxi has been stolen!

[ReedeFox]

Tis a sad sad day in porn - the legendary Fake Taxi has been nicked from the owners driveway in Sutton and porn fans are fuming.



Be honest - we've all watched a Fake Taxi scene or two (or ten) and that shit just never gets old. It's always the hottest cab ride and everyone reaches their destination satisfied and smiling. It's one of the most iconic and famous cars out there so to find out it's been stolen is pretty is a fucking pisstake.

Tweeting screenshots of CCTV footage showing the car being taken, the team at Fake Taxi wrote:
 

We are at a loss for words. The original Fake Taxi that started it all has been stolen. If anyone has any news on its whereabouts please email info@faketaxi.com

Thankfully the production team have other cars they can use but they want to find the original as soon as possible. They released a statement urging anyone with any info to come forward and said "This vehicle holds a lot of sentimental value to the Passengers, Drivers and creators of Fake Taxi.". They also explained that the vehicle is black with a yellow 'Fake Taxi' logo printed horizontally along each side of the car, including on the rear window.



Let's get this shit found!!!

[FantasticMR]

Someone has stolen the notoriously labelled up porn taxi and is expecting to not be noticed at all? You'd have to remove that decal pretty sharpish and then you just have a London cab like any other. 

Seems to me that they are trying to drum up a bit of PR. No doubt Fake Taxi is well known but it's a bit old now hence them releasing things like Fake Driving School as well as a series of other less inspiring "Fake" products.

[parkaner]

Here's a good PR plan. Now that word is out that the taxi is stolen, the owner of the franchise should get dozens of the yellow "Fake Taxi" stickers and sneak around London in the night, sticking them on to normal black cabs that are parked up. Then there will be sightings everywhere of Fake Fake Taxis and it will make the tabloids, just in time for the release of a fresh batch of vids.

[loadsofposts69]

Here they got more to worry about than a fake taxi being stolen.

[FantasticMR]

Here they got more to worry about than a fake taxi being stolen.

Mate! I take your point and well delivered but you've had about 6 different names on this forum yourself.

[loadsofposts69]

Here they got more to worry about than a fake taxi being stolen.

Mate! I take your point and well delivered but you've had about 6 different names on this forum yourself.

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