THE "MENTAL PRISON" THEMED RESTAURANT THAT DIPS TAMPONS ON YOUR DRINK...

[ReedeFox]

Apparently, Tokyo won more Michelin stars than Paris in the latest fine dining guide, who's have thunk it?!? But for quirkier tastes of Tokyo, why not try the weirdest themed restaurant EVER -  Alkatraz ER!




The restaurant is set out like a medical prison where are the patient, and the waitresses are dressed up as nurses that wouldn't look out of place in Silent Hill. The waitresses handcuff you, pretend to inject a giant needle into your ass, and then lock you in a cell. There, you can order dishes such as Dead Chicken, Penis Sausage (in which a sausage is carved to resemble a severed penis) and Intestine. The cocktails look even less appetising than the food, with false teeth floating in a murky liquid that was stirred with a dildo (yum). Occasionally, the staff will "accidentally" open your cell door and that's your que to go screaming around the restaurant in a rusty wheelchair grabbing the hands of other "prisoners".

This sounds like my kinda place!

[FantasticMR]

The cocktails look even less appetising than the food, with false teeth floating in a murky liquid that was stirred with a dildo (yum).

It's a little known FACT that James Bond used to like his Martinis stirred and not shaken until he visited this restaurant.

[Hilary Briss]

The cocktails look even less appetising than the food, with false teeth floating in a murky liquid that was stirred with a dildo (yum).

It's a little known FACT that James Bond used to like his Martinis stirred and not shaken until he visited this restaurant.

Fuck me cunt bollock, you dont half talk some shite.

Do you make it all up yourself ?

[FantasticMR]

I'll have you know that I've been cultivating such a developed form of whit for years.

[ReedeFox]

I bet the twatty customers get shit covered loo roll mixed in with their drinks.