it’s time to change my life pic.twitter.com/ciIFWBGlG5

— juju 💰 (@ayeejuju) March 23, 2025

Sunday. pic.twitter.com/B5tgrX3uRq

— The Screen Rot Podcast (@screenrotpod) March 23, 2025

My favourite grift in sports. Gets a payout every time the world record gets beaten, so he does it in 0.01m increments instead of just doing the highest he can. https://t.co/HFeR35iT9q

— Justin (@juza_23) June 15, 2025

"Dad, I'm thirsty"

"Go buy a drink from the vending machine in the kitchen"

Guess who owns the vending machine

Passive income is too easy pic.twitter.com/CdcZyQqvxJ

— Chase Passive Income (@chasedownleads) July 3, 2025

[slug trying to hype you up]: where the fuck is your ooze? Where’s your fucking slime??

— bort (@tacobort) July 20, 2025