The Great Wall
gymaddict69 > 21/04/2017, 22:54
Got around to checking out 'The Great Wall' the other day. Has anyone else seen it? What did you think? Starring Matt Damon, Pedro Pascal (whose head appears to have grown back GoT fans lol) ad William Dafoe, the film is essentially a poporn fodder flick..light on brains but pretty heavy on action (and for the most part gorgeous to look at as well..and thats just the absolutely gorgeous Commander Lin Mae played by Tian Jing..my god shes hot). The film essentially tells of Matt Damons mercenary who winds up finding himself at the great wall and somehow finds himself, along with an army at the wall, defending against a hoard of demonic lizard like creatures..thats more or less it. Dont be expecting much of a plot..there kinda isnt one and Dafoe is done a disservice here in a particually dire role. Asides from that, disengage brain, crack out the popcorn and treat it for what it is..its all the more entertainng for it. Enjoyable but im not sorry for not parting with my hard earned ash to see it at the cinema (besides, rubbing one out to Tian Jing in a packed cinema screen would probably be frowned upon).