(23/06/2016, 14:32)FantasticMR Wrote: Despite there being many tits in politics this area of the forum is largely untouched, especially with what I'm hoping is only a brief hiatus from Clitterbug.
Why Mr Fox, how dare you bring up the matter of my hernia in this forum! you know only to well the problems I have carting my wheel barrow full of gold around Bug Hall! ill thank you not to discuss it with the hoi polloi who frequent this God forsaken place!
I suppose your wondering which box I graced my X with? well that's between me, the ballot box, and the little Polish chap who delivers Pizza/Take Away/Taxi leaflets to Bug Hall on a daily basis. I couldn't attend the polling station in person as I have to keep an eye on the Romanian chap I have cleaning the pool, well not so much him but his young Albanian apprentice Besnik who is prone to taking 40 winks in the hammock! I collected my best quill, made myself comfortable in the Sedan chair and my two Hungarian footmen trotted me over to the gate house, I gave Bartosz said quill and informed him of my choice, insisting he swore on my Authorized King James Version. Unfortunately im not sure of his denomination so he just might inform his 12 housemates who pick my asparagus from the top field.
I can only hope he remains silent and Lord Bugs political leanings remain twixt I and the ballot box.
There’ll Always be an England, while theres a country lane………