The bike of the future

The bike of the future
The bike of the future

SuperPhilCool > 16/04/2014, 11:40

The power of electricity! Now in bike format! The brand new Johammer J1 which is an electric bike that can travel 125 miles on one charge. Here. have a look:

Look at those sexy curves.

The wheels are a bit odd looking but as long as it gets from one destination to another WE BE RITE. This does cost £19,000 so if you have that sort of money (from your pimping business) then check out the bike. If not, then HA YOU FAIL.
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Clitterbug > 16/04/2014, 12:39

Thats one ugly piece of shit bike, id rather spend the £19,000 on Speckled Hen / calls to Rampant ladeez, and get the bus!
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dVIOUS > 16/04/2014, 13:51

"Sick of riding a motorbike and being affiliated with the 'rough tough biker guy' types? Well now you can ride a motorcycle AND look like a complete utter pansy AT THE SAME TIME - for only £19'000!"
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williamkcc > 18/04/2014, 00:36

hahaha wow this looks like the real deal. the people which are designing these "cool" vehicles are definitely a bit light in the head. i mean seriously look at it, i wouldn't even get that if it was for £10, i would rather use that £19,000 which i have in spare change in my pocket to gamble and call rampant favs! this is pathetic
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parkaner > 17/09/2016, 00:07

If that new eco-stuff doesn't catch on, there's always this new Maserati V8
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