THE APP THAT BLARES OUT NICKELBACK IF YOU ATTEMPT TO TEXT YOUR EX

[ReedeFox]

Have you ever sent a text to an ex or stalkedthem on Facebook and wished there was something there to stop you from making a giant twat of yourself? Well, now there is such a thing. Introducing the app that will blare out non stop Nickelback if you even attempt to contact your ex. You'll only be able to stop Nickelback from playing if you put your phone down and back the hell away from it.

Ok, so this isn't a real app but this piss-take advert created by Arielle Siegel & Molly Anne Coogan is still pretty funny.

[Jose Mourinho]

It should be a real app! Nickeltwat would certainly turn me right off from the old stalking of the ex ;)