Teen wakes up to discover he’s blown £3.5k on strippers during drunken night out!

[ReedeFox]

We’ve all gone out and got wasted only to discover that your bank account is totally drained the next morning. I dunno what it is about booze but it just makes you think your proper baller, hence why so many folks dip into their overdraft just to buy a round of shots. While most of us can drop a few hundred quid on a night out, this student ended up rinsing through £3,500 in one night in one of Liverpool’s finest strip clubs.  

 

18-year-old Will Turton was apparently “living it large like Pablo Escobar” during a stag do, where he ended up splashing the cash on £120 dances with girls at the X In The City strip club. All was well until Will checked his bank account and the whole night came flooding back to him. Jesus, just look at those transactions: 



Yikes. It makes my eyes water. Luckily Will’s mate, Ryan Curtis was there to capture the moment Will’s “soul left his body” as he realised he’d pissed away his entire life savings. Oops! Here’s what Ryan had to say: 
 

Public announcement, anyone feeling down? A bit rough from last night? Here’s something to cheer you up. A young Will Turton took part in a big boy stag do in Liverpool with Ryan Curtis and ended up in a strip club by himself at 4pm.

Hours pass and he leaves the club roughly 1am feeling a bit worse for wear reckons he’s been ‘spiked’ turns out he’s been living it large like a young Pablo Escobar getting dances off two, three, four birds at a time.The best part, each girl for every 30 minutes is £120 racking up a grand total of £3500 what a life lesson, see below images of a young man’s soul leaving his body as he checks his online banking.

 


Who the fuck goes to a strip club at 4pm? Have you seen the state of daytime strippers? It ain’t pretty! Although Will was a prize twat and only has himself to blame for this predicament, one kind fellow decided to set up an ‘idiot fund’ to try and help Will get some of his money back. Here’s what organiser Dwain Byrne wrote: 
 

Let’s all muck together and try to soften the blow to this young legend. 
He spent / lost his life savings of 3.5k on some strippers, now Will has cried out that he was spiked, we think he just went nuts like an 18 year old virgin would do in a strip joint.
Now whether or not you think he got spiked or is just a grade a fucking onion, one thing is  and that is that the strip club took advantage of a young drunk lad and ripped him of his life savings that were for a car.
As much as me and the lads want to laugh at him and we will ridicule him in the future I for one would be distraught at losing 3.5k as an 18 year old.

 


Ffs. Why do people always claim they’ve been spiked when they’ve done something they regret?! Nah dude, you got a whiff of some fanny and your tiny mind exploded. End of story!

[FantasticMR]

This is why I only attend pubs that get strippers in where you put a couple of quid in a pint glass, then the lady does a sexy little dance once the whip-round is done. Had a proper live it up night one once, felt like Bon Jovi after blowing £26 to see Karen’s, Stella’s and Debbie’s tits. Even got a couple of motorboats chucked in for being a good sport.

[mark.s..]

where theres a will there's a way. except, wills way was wastefully wrong. wicked women were wanton with wills willie. wizened witches went wild when wills wizzer wiggled weirdly.. why whores? what wubbish.

[mark.s..]

what I meant to say, before I rudely interrupted  myself-- a.t.m.s at pubs, strip joints and gaming venues should have breathalysers attached, so anybody who's drunk too much can't access money.  when the beers in, the brains out

[Hilary Briss]

Malta, the memories.

[FantasticMR]

Malta, the memories.

Can’t just leave that there Briss. Any chance of some details with names changed for annonimity?

[Hilary Briss]

Fucking no chance.

[FantasticMR]

I'm going to winkle it out with my winkle pickers