I am so bereft. it is like a split up. a divorce. so i wrote this to the tune of D-I-V-O-R-C-E. IF you find it does not scan then you are obvioulsy singing it wrong.


Oh the T-H-A-I-C-H-A-T channel has gone off-air,
after all those mornings of getting up at 4am it is so unfair.
particularly since now even N-A-N-A has become bold,
whereas before she was downright C-O-L-D cold.
oh if i never again see her N-I-P-P-L-E-S,
MY life will seem so much less.


oh teh T-H A I C H A T channel has gone away,
tell me what the problem is, if its a fine i'll happily pay.
oh the B S girls they are fine but not for me,
the only girls that move me are from the south china sea.
i tell you this and it ain't no lie,
im only here for the asian P-U- double S Y.

Oh the T-H-A-I-C-H-A-T channel has gone off-air,
after all those mornings of getting up at 4am it is so unfair.
I need to see that sweet J- A- S- M- I- N -E.
she's the only reason i became a rampant V I P.
But to see these ladies again i can think of only one way.
so tomorrow i go buy an economy ticket to B A N G K O K.

OH the T H AI C H AT has gone away,,,,,,,,,,

(22/04/2017, 16:29)stjohn66 Wrote: I am so bereft. it is like a split up. a divorce. so i wrote this to the tune of D-I-V-O-R-C-E. IF you find it does not scan then you are obvioulsy singing it wrong.


Oh the T-H-A-I-C-H-A-T channel has gone off-air,
after all those mornings of getting up at 4am it is so unfair.
particularly since now even N-A-N-A has become bold,
whereas before she was downright C-O-L-D cold.
oh if i never again  see her N-I-P-P-L-E-S,
MY life will seem so much less.


oh teh T-H A I C H A T channel has gone away,
tell me what the problem is, if its a fine i'll happily pay.
oh the B S girls they are fine but not for me,
the only girls that move me are from the south china sea.
i tell you this and it ain't no lie,
im only here for the asian P-U- double S  Y.







Oh the T-H-A-I-C-H-A-T channel has gone off-air,
after all those mornings of getting up at 4am it is so unfair.
I need to see that sweet J- A- S- M- I- N -E.
she's the only reason i became a rampant V I P.
But to see these ladies again i can think of only one way.
so tomorrow i go buy an economy ticket to B A N G K O K.

OH the T H AI C H AT has gone away,,,,,,,,,,

Well put, sir; and thanks to you and your vip buddies for keeping informed.

 

Well said stjohn. To me it is more like a death in the family than merely a divorce. There are plenty more fish in the sea after a break-up but there are no fish who can replace what we have lost in Thai Chat. Other girls on here seem to lack the cute charm the girls from Thailand so naturally had.

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I am so bereft. it is like a split up. a divorce. so i wrote this to the tune of D-I-V-O-R-C-E. IF you find it does not scan then you are obvioulsy singing it wrong.

you may have noticed i have too much time on my hands since the demise of thai chat. therefore i have decided not to make up ditties but to put it to good use. so, this in mind i am now going to solve any outstanding problems, and i do not mean the small stuff like where does one of the socks go in the washing machine, i mean . the big stuff. like working out an answer to the squaer root of minus 1. solve the middle east question. is there a god. cure the common cold. any requests you know where to find me.
stjohn

I love your style stjohn66! When you find out the square root of minus 1 please let me know! Lol.

I have taken a holiday now that Thai Chat is off the air to use up all my consequent free time, which means my time in this forum is more limited than it would be otherwise. I do hope that it returns soon as everyone seems to be suggesting, though when it returns, I hope it is not a watered down version of before, after all the progress that has been made in recent months.

(25/04/2017, 23:32)GrandDuke Wrote: I love your style stjohn66! When you find out the square root of minus 1 please let me know!  Lol.

I have taken a holiday now that Thai Chat is off the air to use up all my consequent free time, which means my time in this forum is more limited than it would be otherwise. I do hope that it returns soon as everyone seems to be suggesting, though when it returns, I hope it is not a watered down version of before, after all the progress that has been made in recent months.

thai chats back
back again,
thai chats back
tell a friend
thai chats back,
thai chats back,
thai chats back,
thai chats back,
thai chats back,


nnnnnnn. thai chat is back
i can see the lovely jasmine.
she makes me want to be obscene,
and i know you know what i mean.

then there is that daisy
she lays naked on the sofa but not because she is lazy.
and do not forget nana.
i'd like her to lick my banana.

amy is the mama of the gang.
if you go to thailand be sure to give her a bang,,,


okay i will give up on this. it just is not working. feel free to add a verse. i am just so happy that thai chat is back it makes me want to sing.

(25/04/2017, 23:32)GrandDuke Wrote: I love your style stjohn66! When you find out the square root of minus 1 please let me know!  Lol.

I have taken a holiday now that Thai Chat is off the air to use up all my consequent free time, which means my time in this forum is more limited than it would be otherwise. I do hope that it returns soon as everyone seems to be suggesting, though when it returns, I hope it is not a watered down version of before, after all the progress that has been made in recent months.

okay i did not spend my time on the sq root of minus 1 but.... i have solved the middle east peace problem. took me a whole week. i do not know what those presidents are doing all the time.
anyway it is probably not an entirely popular solution but cures are often painful.

okay so i took as my model south america pre-1492.
different sects. warring tribes. brutality. beheadings. slavery . barbarism. sound familiar. so how was it cured. ?? enforced conversion to christianity.
so what do you think,
okay not the most popular idea but i precised it with that. but do not dismiss it. think it through.
we have tens of thousands of people fleeing for our country from that part of the world. they are not coming here for the weather . they are coming for our culture and to leave the culture that has left their country such a pig sty.
why are their countries so bad. are they all stupid, no ! are they all lazy again no. and their countries without natural minerals ? far from it even in pakistan they can find gemstones on the surface. they are coming here because of what the culture. the christian culture has created.oh i know you are all thiking religion sucks but think of 500 years of the protestant work ethic, ( thank max weber for that not me ) in all transactions there is a necessary trust, not being cheated. "do unto others" and of course where does our tradition of the national health service come from. fair play ?why do the only 2 countries in the world that still have polio both end in ... stan.
i live in a part of the country where there are many eastern europeans. they have come here because their economies were wrecked by 50 years of communist ideology. they enjoy it here. the free enterprise. but what they do not do is say ' it is great here but what would make it better is some communism ' which is exactly what the people fleeing the culture of the east do.
remember the sopranos. sex and the city . made by HBO. which started life as a porn cable channel. this would have been banned from the get go under their culture. no music. no body employed making cd covers. no hmv. no job growth. and you know that whole cartoon of mohammed business, wll that was a lie to make us think they were reasonalbel. it is all cartoons that are banned. so take away disney for a start. oh and your money. they all have 'images'' on them, strange since so many work in 'cash in hand' jabs, takeaways and taxis. which again is why they have no health service. over 90 % of people do not pay tax in pakistan.
so it is a cultural thing. they have no job growth. economic growht. tax system. and 'am i my brothers keeper '
so now i send you forward to make the world a better place.
the next time you are in a taxi, instead of asking "have you been busy tonight "
say . " so that guy mohamed. genocide. beheading. having sex wth a 9 year old. he is not really a good example of god. in fact he seems more like the other guy. you know the one from the hot place '
and i guarantee they will slap their forehead with their hand. realise they have been going down the wrong road. shake your hand and thankyou and pass the word on.
you can do it guys . i have faith in you. you will bring peace
let me know how you get on.
stjohn

this was the time it went . but it came back. i really should hhave looked at the dates on these threads so i could have worked out when they were from. but my point is we have this regular rumour. it does sound worse this time but it can always come back so lets hope it does but witll the girls still be here.
stjohn