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Study finds mens beards are filthier than a public bog!

• Study finds mens beards are filthier than a public bog!

• Study finds mens beards are filthier than a public bog!

  ReedeFox > 27/07/2018, 15:14

  We all know that beards are notorious crumb collectors. I'm forever telling my bloke him to wipe coffee foam, cheese sauce or fanny juice off his beard. God knows what else is lurking amongst thall that fuzz but what I didn't expect was faeces!!! Yup. A new study has revealed that almost 50% of men with beards are literally walking around around with shit on their faces.
  
  
   
  The study was conducted by Fragrance Direct and Manchester Metropolitan University and involved taking swabs from men's beards and analysing them in a bid to discover what lies beneath all that bush. While most of the participants claimed they gave their beards a good wash right before the test, the results were still pretty grim. The results found that nearly half the beards that were tested contained the micro-organism 'Enterococcus spp', which is also found in the human bowel and in poo. Vom.
  
  
   
  And if you think it's just long beards that are smuggling shit - you'd be wrong, as short beards also contained remnants of plop. Nice. It's time to reach for that razor guys - except for you basic bro's, who only have beards to hide your weak chin and jowels. Leave that shit intact. poo on your face might be the lesser of the evils!

• RE: Study finds mens beards are filthier than a public bog!

  Friday > 27/07/2018, 16:33

  It's not just beardies that are covered in shit.  It's everywhere, no matter how much you wash, there is apparently something on you or your clothing just about all of the time.  Microscopic amounts of course.
  
  Feel free to comment after you throw up a little.

• RE: Study finds mens beards are filthier than a public bog!

  Jester62 > 27/07/2018, 17:52

  Hi There Foxy Lady.
  
  Well For Me It's About What Type And How Much Personal Hygiene Your Going To Employ On A Day To Day Basis.
  I Am Very Concious Of My Own Personal Needs Regarding Personel Hygiene.
  I Take What Ever The Necessary Steps Are For Cleanlyness. As Friday States Not All Parts Of The Human Body Can Kept Cleansed From Microbes, Some Microbs Are " Good " Microbes.
  
  As The Thread Suggests- It Highlights That Faecal Matter Finds It's Way Into Beards Of All Lengths, But I Must Point Out If It Gets Into Beards Of Men What About The Faces Of Both Men And Women Who Have No Beards - Something Think About Eh!.
  It's Strikes Me That Some Men Like To Stoke Beards Of Any Length, I Do Just That Too. I Have What I Call A Robin Hood Type Of Beard, Square To The Edge Of The Jaw And The Mouth In Length, The Hair Is Cut Very Short.
  
  The Thing Is, Do Men Who Stroke Their Beards Clean Their Hands Sufficiently After Using The Loo When A Number 2 Has Exited The Building,lol. I Think That This Is The Main Culprit/Reason That I Can Think Of That Provided The Data / Study From These Men
  Perhaps These Guys Are Involved With Rimming/Tonguing The Anus Of Men Or Women.,Personally "That Is Not My Bag."
  
  I Have Decided That I Too Will Look Into This Myself For Myself To See If This Type Of Study Is Valid In Regard To My Personal Hygiene Standards. I Know A Lab Chemist Who Can Help , Once I Have Found Out The Results I'll Attach It To This Thread As A Post.
  Maybe There's A Natural Explanation For Faecal Matter To Find Its Way On To A Humans Face Area And It Just Happens.
  Or Is It A Due To Our Unwillingnous To Clean Ourselves Thoroughly.
  
  Regards Jester
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