STEVEN CAULKER'S CHEESY NIGHTMARE

STEVEN CAULKER'S CHEESY NIGHTMARE
STEVEN CAULKER'S CHEESY NIGHTMARE

StrumSolo > 24/09/2014, 14:41

Another day, another cheese-based scandal involving an employee of a West London football club.

Taken in isolation this probably wouldn't be news, but with it coming so soon after the Felix Magath incident it's best to keep abreast of developments and be on the lookout for any emerging patterns. These things can escalate pretty quickly.

So what happened? Well after leaving a Tesco Express store in Weybridge, Surrey, Caulker was handcuffed by police and accused of not paying for a £1.85 tub of Philadelphia.

It turned out to just be a misunderstanding between staff, a claim backed up by a police statement that read; "It appears to have been a misunderstanding between the staff."

Hmmm, just gonna throw this out there...

But seriously, give the yellow stuff a wide berth, for the next few days at least. More hassle than it's worth.
RE: STEVEN CAULKER'S CHEESY NIGHTMARE

Potato > 24/09/2014, 16:39

This remidns me of when de Gea was accused of stealing doughnuts. Perhaps they are business buddies and want to start selling cheese flavoured doughnuts? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS?!
RE: STEVEN CAULKER'S CHEESY NIGHTMARE

StrumSolo > 24/09/2014, 16:42

Perhaps, though neither of them are in the same league as this guy...
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