Picture the scene; you're enjoying a half-time pint in one of the Memorial Stadium's clubhouse bars, your team are 1-0 up in their Carabao Cup first round tie against Crawley. Life is going alright, and it's about to get even better...
Some hero with a universal remote control device changes the channel from Sky Sports News over to Babestation. Hannah C's on. Is she giving it the big cleave? Of course she is. The crowd go wild!
But inevitably, after the excitement must come the club statement, and the promise of an investigation.
"The club believes that someone that was attending in the bar was using a universal remote device to affect the TV output.
"The matter will be fully investigated, however the club believes that they have photographic evidence of the individual concerned and they will be dealt with appropriately."
Show's over, lads. Move along.
This has been all over the news today though, so we can probably expect a few copycat guerilla smut attacks in the coming weeks. Keep your eyes peeled.