SOMEONE HAS CREATED A CRINGE LAPDANCING INSTRUCTION VIDEO

[ReedeFox]

Most girls have tried to give their boyfriend a lapdance at least once in their lives, but unless you're a professional it's probably best to avoid it all together at the risk of looking like a complete twat. Exhibit A:



Someone though, thought they'd help out all those hapless ladies out there by creating this lapdance instruction video and it's just a bit cringe. The girls are hot but they look like they're thinking about their Asda shopping list and those moves are dated as fuck.



Whatever you do, don't do this move. Someone might end up with a concussion.

[FantasticMR]

That 1st video... Could he be less interested? Rather funny.

I don't wish to rag on my ex too much as she was a nice girl and we were young at the time but one night we came in drunk from a bar and she said she wanted to give me a lapdance. I was up for it. Only toruble was that she was wasted enough to think that instead of whacking on a nice track to dance to she instead proceeded to sing "Brazen" by Skunk Anansie while dancing.

I was mortified... but also a gent who sat and suffered what was a rather awkward lapdance through to the end.

[ReedeFox]

Oh shit, that's fucking awful. Did she look you right in the eyes while she was singing? It's never good when someone sings at you in a confined space.
I once had a girl come over to do a photoshoot (naming no names) then when we were done she started singing at me in my garden. It was excruciating.

[FantasticMR]

No eye contact fortunately but then I'm not sure someone leaning over me and signing it in my ear is much better.

[ReedeFox]

That really does sound utterly horrendous. She mustve wondered why you didn't get a boner

[FantasticMR]

Oh I got a boner.