Are you ready for a big-drugs and big-money infographic?
Way to harsh everyone's buzz, Robert Mazur...
We jest. Infiltrating and bringing down Colombian cocaine cartels is undoubtedly A Good Thing, and exactly the sort of achievement that deserves to be celebrated with a big-budget Hollywood biographical.
The Infiltrator (starring an all-of-a-sudden-anti-drugs Bryan Cranston) is in cinemas now.
Have a trailer.