If this scheme had worked then we'd be staring down the barrel of a serious quandary right about now. Boobs are swell and all but do we really want them used as weapons of distraction in the sporting arena? You'd be pretty annoyed if your team were to fall foul of such titillating mind-games, right?
Thankfully, Rijnsburgse Boys, the side whose supporters pulled this stunt lost 6-2 regardless. Meaning we can enjoy the nudity guilt-free!
Some uncensored pics.
And an unfortunately censored video.
I shall keep an eye out for any copycat attacks. These things tend to come in waves.