(10/09/2013, 21:53)ScottyRampant Wrote: Over-rated if you ask me.

Stick to the entrance.

Sir.

You are clearly a blaggard and a cad.

A young gentlewomans lady garden is indeed a place of worshipful adoration, and you are indeed correct to hold it in such high regard.

However, on occaision, a chap is perfectly within the bounds of good taste and decency, if he feels the need, to throw the brazen harlot onto her front and show her what happens to naughty girls that ask a chap to see his wares once too often.

Hence your true breeding shows itself young Scotty. Indeed I fancy that it may not even be young ladies that catch your eye when no one is looking !

As Judge Pickles once famously said ; "we all know what no means" !!!!!

Now Briss is no lover of golf, in fact I'm really with Churchill on the matter of ruining ones free time.

However this chap seems to have resolved the thorny issues discussed in this very thread. Good show that man !

Indeed he seems to have his ladyfriend tee'd up nicely.

Alternatively, just walk (or kerbcrawl) around your local seedy areas for a young lady sporting one of these vestments...

(11/09/2013, 16:01)RussyRover Wrote: Alternatively, just walk (or kerbcrawl) around your local seedy areas for a young lady sporting one of these vestments...

Clearly not the type of young lady one would be introducing to mummy, but good show that girl !!!

Part 2 coming up shortly........

Ok time for Part 2.

So you have completed your basic checks and ascertained that your subject is of the correct type and temperature, and you have ticked off all of the necessary checks on your list. i.e. pulse, smell, taste etc.

Now a chap needs to prepare his beloved/subject.

This is where you get to add a little bit of your personality to the process, the P & L.

Choice of Position and Lube is a chaps prerogative. Use your imagination, experiment, but never ever go in dry - she wont thank you and you might find the back door locked the next time you turn up pissed and you have forgotten your key !

And always remember consent is a beautiful thing, it can be encouraged but never ignored !

:D:D

So chaps, did you all take my advice ?

Did Mrs Bug get more than she bargained for ?

Did fMR actually touch the sides ?

I was going to try this out however I found I had a small problem with erectile dysfunction after being put to shame by a sky remote.

(12/02/2014, 18:58)FantasticMR Wrote: I was going to try this out however I found I had a small problem with erectile dysfunction after being put to shame by a sky remote.

A small problem indeed.

I did it with my misses, you just need to put a finger in there everytime you have sex, a couple more each time to stimulate her more and make her realise it actually feels good, eventually during the peak of sex wihlst your fingers are making stimulating her ass, just slip in that you think it would feel good to use your dick instead... it'll work.