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SNOOKER THE NAZI PLOT

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• SNOOKER THE NAZI PLOT

  stjohn66 > 16/08/2020, 22:14

  as i am sure many of you will know chess has been condemned recently for being racist. and some guy who puts vids of chess games somewhere where people with computers can watch has been banned. ( apparently he said " after this exchange white is always better" , bound to be banned ).
  but wait there is a far worse, sneaky infiltration. not just racist but actually promoting naziism.
  many of us have seen snooker on our screens lately and have thought it a harmless entertainment but wait lets examine that a little more closely.
  first they polish off all the communists ( reds ) in between knocking off usually a pink or black. then they take out all the coloured balls. finishing with the black which is the most knocked about ball in the game and it leaves just the white on the table.
  you can see it now can't you.
  stjohn

• RE: SNOOKER THE NAZI PLOT

  jayc > 16/08/2020, 23:20

  Someone's bored!

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  parkaner > 17/08/2020, 15:19

  Baldies demanding justice for cueballs have issued this statement :
  "For decades we have been subjected to the most outrageous abuse of being screwed, stunned and getting kicks for no reason. Poked by a leathery tip, fondled by a man in white gloves who likes to say "touching balls" and been made to follow through after sinking the pink in a tight pocket to cheers from the crowd. No more will we nestle up behind a brown spot, waiting for a dickie-bowed twat to put his own spin on us just to satisfy his need for a quick 69 (with 67 remaining). We shall be retiring to spend more time with our purple and orange ball colleagues who have been unfairly left out since the sport began."
  
  
  yeah well, I suppose they have a point

• RE: SNOOKER THE NAZI PLOT

  stjohn66 > 26/08/2020, 11:52

  the essential snooker question is ?? do you take the easy pink ? or go for the difficult brown ?
  stjohn

• RE: SNOOKER THE NAZI PLOT

  Hilary Briss > 27/08/2020, 11:21

  Never Brown in Town.
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