SHOWER THOUGHTS AT THEIR FINEST

[ReedeFox]

In case you're not sure of what a shower though is, let me enlighten you. It's pretty much a loose term that applies to the types of thoughts you might have while carrying out a routine task like showering, driving etc. Here are some of the best shower thoughts I've come across while perusing the net and they're funny because they're true.

[FantasticMR]

Here's two of my shower thoughts. Nothing ground breaking but I thought of them in the shower so here they are.

Are people who prefer baths descended from ancestors who lived near rivers and oceans where they could bathe, whereas those who prefer showers descended from ancestors who lived more inland and had to wait for when the rains came to wash?

also

The Carly Rae Jepsen lyrics...

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So call me maybe

would have portrayed "crazy" better if she had sung...

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
Lets have a baby.

[ReedeFox]

I really like the ancestor thought. Rather intriguing. And yeah, a random you just met saying 'let's have a baby' would be batshit crazy. That's my new lyrics from now on

[FantasticMR]

It also serves as an "I don't like other peoples kids" song too.

"It's hard to look right,
at you baby."

Becomes

"It hard to look right,
at your baby."

I've heard this song too often but then so did everyone with a radio or music channels.