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Shaved Mario is creeping everyone the fuck out

• Shaved Mario is creeping everyone the fuck out

• Shaved Mario is creeping everyone the fuck out

  ReedeFox > 14/05/2018, 10:25

  Everyone loves Mario. The dude is a legend. He is one of the most iconic game characters of all time, and I see him being around long after the apocalypse.
  
  
  
  Anyone can recognise Mario in his blue dungarees and massive porno moustache. I must have seen at least 8 people dressed up as him over the years. Not many short fat plumbers have that kind of clout, I can tell you. All you need to pull of his look is a stick-on tash and some blue dugarees. Simple.
  
  
  
  Have you ever wondered what Mario would look like without his trademark facial hair? Well wonder no more, because a fan has created this image of a clean-shaven Mario and it's creeping everyone the fuck out. It's not just his iconic moustache that is missing, but also his eyebrows and hair. Dude looks like he's got alopecia.
  
  
  
  That picture makes me feel uneasy. I really don't like Mario looking like a nonce. Thankfully it's only fan-mad and we don't have to witness this again. If you want to get your fix of Mario and can't afford a Nintendo Switch, you'll be pleased to know he'll be arriving on smartphones very soon. I must say, having the ability to play Mario Kart on the commute or on the toilet is a total game-changer. Bring it on.

• RE: Shaved Mario is creeping everyone the fuck out

  FantasticMR > 14/05/2018, 11:01

  This whole thread has made me uneasy. I turn up here expecting to witness some fresh and smooth Mario genitals and all I get is alopecia boy. What am I supposed to do with this erection now?

• RE: Shaved Mario is creeping everyone the fuck out

  Friday > 14/05/2018, 21:38

  That's the stuff of nightmares.  Mario has and always should have his porn star moustache.

• RE: Shaved Mario is creeping everyone the fuck out

  jesslloydfan > 20/05/2018, 00:36

  What they’ve done there is create a Mario going through a severe illness of some kind, and that’s just dark. That or a Marlo who drives a panel van and invites children in to come and see some puppies, and that sounds like a horrifying idea for a mini game in the next Mario game.

• RE: Shaved Mario is creeping everyone the fuck out

  sexypanda > 20/05/2018, 03:44

  super pre puberty mario bro's coming soon to all good game stores 
  level 1 clean your room 
  level 2 avoid the bully on your first day of school
  level 3 kiss a girl
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