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Sex Island and it's 'unlimited hookers' returns with swanky new advert

• Sex Island and it's 'unlimited hookers' returns with swanky new advert

• Sex Island and it's 'unlimited hookers' returns with swanky new advert

  ReedeFox > 02/05/2019, 08:44

  Sex island is back and it’s in a new location and promises to be more wild than ever. I’m sure you all remember my previous articles about the crazy holiday that offers guests unlimited drugs, booze and hookers. Well this time they are heading to Nevada and they have a shit-hot advert to entice you: 
  
   
  The latest event is being held at a swanky resort in the Nevada dessert from4th-7th July and is being organised by Good Girls Company. I must admit, the name brings on a slight feeling of unease. Maybe it’s the undertones of compliance. 
  
  
   
  Moving on, tickets will be the same price as previous events at a whopping £4,600 a pop and guests will be treated to a buffet of all-you-can-eat fanny and as much booze as you can stomach in a marijuana-friendly environment, along with your allocated two women who will be with you for the duration of your stay. 
  
   
  
  At no extra charge, guests will be picked up from Las Vegas International Airport by a private helicopter, which will fly them to the undisclosed island. Even though a majority of the guests will be dudes, couples are also welcome. Here’s what the website says: 
   
  

  Quote:Enjoy the company of 100 beautiful girls, in our alcohol and marijuana friendly environment.
  The girls’ mission is to please you and make you feel like a king.
  If you have any specific fantasies, let us or the girls know, and we’ll turn your fantasies into reality!
  Enjoy breathtaking surroundings with your girls at the one and only Sex Island.
  There are 50 tickets for 50 guests, each ticket includes the company of 2 beautiful girls – each day for an unlimited amount of sex during the 4-day trip.
  There’ll be 100 girls available for you.
  All of our girls are tested and free of any sexual diseases.We have a strict condom policy.
  At any moment you can switch girls with the other 50 guests.

   
  How nice is that - if you get tired of your hooker just trade her in for a new one like a used Pog. Am I showing my age with the Pog reference?! For those who need a break from shagging, there are plenty of other activities to keep you entertained, including horse riding, tennis matches, casino visits and a poker tournaments.  So it’s all booze, drugs, wealthy men and bags of testosterone for 4 days?! What could possibly go wrong?!!!?

• RE: Sex Island and it's 'unlimited hookers' returns with swanky new advert

  Jester62 > 02/05/2019, 19:25

  Hi There Foxy Lady And All You Rampant Hentai's
  
  Wasn't There An Episode Of Emerdale Farm Just Like This, One Time Or Another Or Am I Getting Mixed Up With The Kardashians,lol.
  Coroneries At The Ready - Steadyyyyyyyy - Go - lol.
  
  Reheats,
  Jester
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